The sound of yuppies laughing
Curdles the retail air;
Hyenas howling at their prey
With no pity to spare.
Long nails are newly polished:
Straight teeth are brilliant white.
With credit cards in platinum,
They’re ready for a fight.
Dior, Chanel, and Prada,
L.V. and sometimes Coach:
They salivate with hunger,
Making their approach.
They prowl around the merchandise
Sniffing at this or that,
Trying on fine silken shirts
Hoping to not look fat.
A glint of gold and diamonds
Flashes when they attack.
Great sacks are filled with baubles,
Of which they soon lose track.
They know no natural predators,
They fear no foe’s advance.
They sit atop the food chain,
They leave nothing to chance.
So scrabble in the cold mud,
Seek safety where you must.
The sound of yuppies laughing:
A sound you should not trust.